Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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