can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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