We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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