That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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