Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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