Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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