i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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