I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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