This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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