physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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