this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I FOUND THE LEGS
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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