You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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