this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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