Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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