So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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