If that was your dad, he is hot
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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