Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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