i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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