The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
