okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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