we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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