I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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