Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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