i may or may not be watching the land before time
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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