Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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