Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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