He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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