i just had sex bonerless
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just took my morning after pill in the library
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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