I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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