Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You've changed since you got that strap on
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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