This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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