dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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