My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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