I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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