I heard we made out
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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