come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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