You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He felt like a one man threesome
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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