Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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