is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
