I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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