Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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