Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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