She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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