My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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