hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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