Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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