i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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