Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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