My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He felt like a one man threesome
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
