kristin has been a bad kristin
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
