His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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