"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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