She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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